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Saturday, December 17th, 2005
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UpNLghtz: Hi, Chris! How was your day today? I hope this IM finds you well. Sincerely, Emily
BroadwayBound227: Dear Emily, things were great today. The weather was wonderful and I didn't miss one light walking to school. Hope things are great over at your AIM. Regards, Chris
UpNLghtz: Dearest Chris, So much has changed since a moment ago. I've caught a horrible sneeze. It just won't leave me alone. I hope I find the strength to send this to you. Possibly Posthumously, Emily
BroadwayBound227: Emily, I'm so sorry to hear about your sneeze. I hope things turn out okay. I've been having some problems of my own since last we spoke. My computer is being a bit slow and I simply do not know what to do! Best, Chris
UpNLghtz: Chris, Fear not I have survived! My deepest sympathies about your computer. I can only hope that the problem has been remedied since we last spoke. Sincerely, Emily
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Thursday, June 30th, 2005
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UpNLghtz: Eggs...green ones with ham? Nah, no thanks
BroadwayBound227: Are you sure?
BroadwayBound227: I got a fox here.......and this.....umm......well train
BroadwayBound227: Sorry, we're out of boxes
UpNLghtz: Dammit...I mean, I would have been all over it if you have a box...do you have any kind of cardboard? maybe I could fashion a box out of some spare cardboard...
BroadwayBound227: Ummmm.......It's gonna be a small box.....the fox might have to be outside of it
UpNLghtz: Ok....well, um, hmm is there a fencing unit or something? I mean I can't have the fox running all over the place while I'm inside the box
BroadwayBound227: Well we can set you up with a leash and a pole firmly planted in the ground
UpNLghtz: Is that standard procedure? I'm a little nervous about tying him up...do you do this sort of thing often?
BroadwayBound227: We've done it before. I can't say often, but I'd say a handful of times. Once with a raccoon
UpNLghtz: Hmm. Well let me just run this one by you--would it be possible for the fox to get in the box, and for me to be on the leash? Because--I mean quite frankly, I know how I'd behave on a leash, I can't speak for the fox
BroadwayBound227: The leash would be too small
BroadwayBound227: BUT!....we could have some string for you
UpNLghtz: Sturdy string, I assume?
UpNLghtz: I have a tendency to gnaw
BroadwayBound227: Ummm.....not really.......I can arrange some thick rope tho
UpNLghtz: Ok. That sounds lovely. You've been very helpful, thank you
BroadwayBound227: Great....I'll see you at 9
UpNLghtz: Sounds good!
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Tuesday, April 20th, 2004
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BroadwayBound227: Wut would you do if Trisha and Mickey bore a child together
UpNLghtz: cuddle with it
BroadwayBound227: LOL!
UpNLghtz: lol
BroadwayBound227: Would you kiss it?
UpNLghtz: in a sexual fashion?
BroadwayBound227: And if so where?
BroadwayBound227: lol
UpNLghtz: ....LOL I have the funniest mental image of a Mickey/Trisha baby right now
UpNLghtz: looks kinda like Mickey's nephews--but with blond hair
UpNLghtz: and a twang
BroadwayBound227: Wut if it wuz a country singing Disney character that looked like Chip?!
UpNLghtz: I would make out with it all the time
BroadwayBound227: Hotness!
BroadwayBound227: Would you do it?!
BroadwayBound227: Hard?!
BroadwayBound227: And fast?
UpNLghtz: Totally.
BroadwayBound227: But sometimes slow and passionatly
UpNLghtz: Yeah...sometimes.
BroadwayBound227: How often?
UpNLghtz: Every day.
BroadwayBound227: Slow every day?
UpNLghtz: No
UpNLghtz: Mostly hard and fast...occasionally slow
BroadwayBound227: Occasionally slow and passionate?
BroadwayBound227: Gotcha
UpNLghtz: LOL yeah
BroadwayBound227: How often would you go down on him?
UpNLghtz: not that often...due to the high fur content
BroadwayBound227: Wut if he wanted to have a threesome?
BroadwayBound227: Would u do it?
UpNLghtz: who would be the 3rd?
BroadwayBound227: You got to pick.....but it had to be female
UpNLghtz: Yah...I'd call up Lisa Marie
BroadwayBound227: Would you jerk him off in a movie theatre?
BroadwayBound227: What if he wanted anal?
UpNLghtz: I'd jerk him off...but I don't know about the anal...maybe if he was like dying or something
BroadwayBound227: Interesting
BroadwayBound227: Wut if he cheated on you?
UpNLghtz: Whoa.
BroadwayBound227: Would you take him back?
UpNLghtz: I don't know if my heart could forgive
BroadwayBound227: Wut if it wuz with Lisa Marie Presly?
UpNLghtz: ....well you can't blame a man/chick singer/mouse/chipmunk...she's hot
BroadwayBound227: Would that be understandable?
UpNLghtz: i'd be a lil pissed he didnt invite me for that lil get together tho
BroadwayBound227: Okay.....that's all the information I needed
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