urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:deep_blue_heart .hasten down the wind. .hasten down the wind. 2005-12-18T00:34:11Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:deep_blue_heart:5029 2005-12-18T00:34:11Z 2005-12-18T00:34:11Z UpNLghtz: Hi, Chris! How was your day today? I hope this IM finds you well. Sincerely, Emily<br /><br />BroadwayBound227: Dear Emily, things were great today. The weather was wonderful and I didn't miss one light walking to school. Hope things are great over at your AIM. Regards, Chris<br /><br />UpNLghtz: Dearest Chris, So much has changed since a moment ago. I've caught a horrible sneeze. It just won't leave me alone. I hope I find the strength to send this to you. Possibly Posthumously, Emily<br /><br />BroadwayBound227: Emily, I'm so sorry to hear about your sneeze. I hope things turn out okay. I've been having some problems of my own since last we spoke. My computer is being a bit slow and I simply do not know what to do! Best, Chris<br /><br />UpNLghtz: Chris, Fear not I have survived! My deepest sympathies about your computer. I can only hope that the problem has been remedied since we last spoke. Sincerely, Emily urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:deep_blue_heart:4821 2005-06-30T05:34:55Z 2005-06-30T05:34:55Z UpNLghtz: Eggs...green ones with ham? Nah, no thanks<br />BroadwayBound227: Are you sure?<br />BroadwayBound227: I got a fox here.......and this.....umm......well train<br />BroadwayBound227: Sorry, we're out of boxes<br />UpNLghtz: Dammit...I mean, I would have been all over it if you have a box...do you have any kind of cardboard? maybe I could fashion a box out of some spare cardboard...<br />BroadwayBound227: Ummmm.......It's gonna be a small box.....the fox might have to be outside of it<br />UpNLghtz: Ok....well, um, hmm is there a fencing unit or something? I mean I can't have the fox running all over the place while I'm inside the box<br />BroadwayBound227: Well we can set you up with a leash and a pole firmly planted in the ground<br />UpNLghtz: Is that standard procedure? I'm a little nervous about tying him up...do you do this sort of thing often?<br />BroadwayBound227: We've done it before. I can't say often, but I'd say a handful of times. Once with a raccoon<br />UpNLghtz: Hmm. Well let me just run this one by you--would it be possible for the fox to get in the box, and for me to be on the leash? Because--I mean quite frankly, I know how I'd behave on a leash, I can't speak for the fox<br />BroadwayBound227: The leash would be too small<br />BroadwayBound227: BUT!....we could have some string for you<br />UpNLghtz: Sturdy string, I assume?<br />UpNLghtz: I have a tendency to gnaw<br />BroadwayBound227: Ummm.....not really.......I can arrange some thick rope tho<br />UpNLghtz: Ok. That sounds lovely. You've been very helpful, thank you<br />BroadwayBound227: Great....I'll see you at 9<br />UpNLghtz: Sounds good! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:deep_blue_heart:4461 2004-04-20T04:05:38Z 2004-04-20T04:05:38Z BroadwayBound227: Wut would you do if Trisha and Mickey bore a child together<br />UpNLghtz: cuddle with it<br />BroadwayBound227: LOL!<br />UpNLghtz: lol<br />BroadwayBound227: Would you kiss it?<br />UpNLghtz: in a sexual fashion?<br />BroadwayBound227: And if so where?<br />BroadwayBound227: lol<br />UpNLghtz: ....LOL I have the funniest mental image of a Mickey/Trisha baby right now<br />UpNLghtz: looks kinda like Mickey's nephews--but with blond hair<br />UpNLghtz: and a twang<br />BroadwayBound227: Wut if it wuz a country singing Disney character that looked like Chip?!<br />UpNLghtz: I would make out with it all the time<br />BroadwayBound227: Hotness!<br />BroadwayBound227: Would you do it?!<br />BroadwayBound227: Hard?!<br />BroadwayBound227: And fast?<br />UpNLghtz: Totally.<br />BroadwayBound227: But sometimes slow and passionatly<br />UpNLghtz: Yeah...sometimes.<br />BroadwayBound227: How often?<br />UpNLghtz: Every day.<br />BroadwayBound227: Slow every day?<br />UpNLghtz: No<br />UpNLghtz: Mostly hard and fast...occasionally slow<br />BroadwayBound227: Occasionally slow and passionate?<br />BroadwayBound227: Gotcha<br />UpNLghtz: LOL yeah<br />BroadwayBound227: How often would you go down on him?<br />UpNLghtz: not that often...due to the high fur content<br />BroadwayBound227: Wut if he wanted to have a threesome?<br />BroadwayBound227: Would u do it?<br />UpNLghtz: who would be the 3rd?<br />BroadwayBound227: You got to pick.....but it had to be female<br />UpNLghtz: Yah...I'd call up Lisa Marie<br />BroadwayBound227: Would you jerk him off in a movie theatre?<br />BroadwayBound227: What if he wanted anal?<br />UpNLghtz: I'd jerk him off...but I don't know about the anal...maybe if he was like dying or something<br />BroadwayBound227: Interesting<br />BroadwayBound227: Wut if he cheated on you?<br />UpNLghtz: Whoa.<br />BroadwayBound227: Would you take him back?<br />UpNLghtz: I don't know if my heart could forgive<br />BroadwayBound227: Wut if it wuz with Lisa Marie Presly?<br />UpNLghtz: ....well you can't blame a man/chick singer/mouse/chipmunk...she's hot<br />BroadwayBound227: Would that be understandable?<br />UpNLghtz: i'd be a lil pissed he didnt invite me for that lil get together tho<br />BroadwayBound227: Okay.....that's all the information I needed